A CHAT

Every other conversation with my Dad now

  • me: Hey I'm doing this here with this person, what time should I be back?
  • Dad: Why are you so terrible at school why do you even exist if you don't get good grades.
A TEXT POST

My grandmother has been watching television news all morning.

I wonder if she does this every morning.

A TEXT POST

New favorite gif.

A TEXT POST

I can’t even attempt getting through homework without hating myself.

A VIDEO

So I’m transcribing this and it’s actually going really well.

A TEXT POST

The best part of pajama day is that you come home and you’re already wearing your clothes for the rest of the day.

A VIDEO

I’m sure some people might like it. It’s Pink Floyd’s entire Pulse Concert in 1994. 2h24m

A TEXT POST

At school > Be content and on the confident side.

Alone > Be depressed and not want to do anything.

A TEXT POST

So if you made this gigantic pole that is the same diameter of the earth and placed it on a huge tower or something, you think you could make a gigantic earth sized see-saw to launch things into space? 

For theoretical purposes, it would be completely straight and unable to bend whatsoever. But wait, isn’t that impossible? Well if I’m going into impossible, lets get big.

A see-saw.

The diameter of the UNIVERSE.

It would be placed perfectly on some celestial body that would not damage or consume it as close to the center of the universe as possible, and thrusters would be on each end, on top and bottom.

But hold on, wouldn’t it take a very long time to transmit information precisely from one side of the universe to the other? And the sides wouldn’t move except as fast as the thrusters push and pull the ends, not to mention a lot of energy being wasted that could be used much more effectively on actual space ships. Gravity would be needed to make it work.

Forget I said anything.